I tend to add to these when something pops in my head.
Halftime show that brings back some of the best sports stadium streakers from years past. Or whatever you call those people who run on the field and evade security. Recruit the top police and the top streakers, plus some wild cards. Kinda like the Royal Rumble (Announcer: "Oh my god, there's the nude streaker from the French open in '06!"). Make it a thing. Either Terry Crews type police where people need to get properly hurt…..or keystone cop police. Not sure.
Alarm clock that mirrors the sounds of your former neighborhood / situation. Like you moved to the country from a gang ridden neighborhood, you should be able to hear broken bottles and the occasional gunshots you used to hear when going to sleep. Same goes for war zones, etc. Unhealthy long term but effective in the short.
It's a pudding food truck. That's it.
Salsa jar that has a little pully from the top or a push from the bottom to get the salsa at the bottom of the jar.
You love your new child. But don't you miss the nightlife of the city? Cozying up to the bar for the 1pm games? Maybe you loved attending a matinee before you had a little one?
Well with the "Baby Wait" you don't have to give up the former pleasures of your social life. You can leave your child at home ("Baby Frank just wait here, I'll be back in 3 hours") enjoy hours free of your child, without any worry about them getting into the pantry, crawling over to the stairs, or really getting beyond the 1 - 2 foot radius where you left them. The "Baby Wait" is a weighted diaper (yes, a baby weight) that STRENGTHENS THE WILL AND THE PHYSIQUE OF YOUR CHILD. Simple concept. They won't go far but you can.
And finally, there's a "but wait there's more" piece to this - you get a magnetic onesie that sticks their back on the refrigerator, so you can cook, grab stuff outta the fridge, and do a little kitchen cleaning without them crawling around.